LUCY the Maid confesses: "I’ll do whatever you want"

The game’s up! Hotel maid Lucy admits to the rather unhygenic habit of rubbing her vagina against the upholstery, bed linen and any other sundry bedroom fixtures while she goes about her duties every morning. She hasn’t a clue why she does it, sometimes she doesn’t even know she’s doing it. Please don’t tell the manager, she pleads, I’ll do anything you want. At which point, the nice guys amongst you would extend a comforting arm around her shoulder, say “there, there” and help her book an appointment with a psychiatrist. But I’m not a nice guy. I’m an opportunistic cunt. Cue Lucy told to get onto the bed and stick her arse out behind her so I can inspect her holes and spank her. If she doesn’t want to lose her job she’s going to have to work a proper shift… 2/11.

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